{"id":524,"date":"2003-10-31T00:19:09","date_gmt":"2003-10-31T08:19:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/?p=524"},"modified":"2003-10-31T00:19:09","modified_gmt":"2003-10-31T08:19:09","slug":"only-treats","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/2003\/10\/31\/only-treats\/","title":{"rendered":"Only treats"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We celebrated Halloween a day early at youth group last night, ducking through haunted hallways, parading in our costumes and carving jack-o-lanterns. There was a ballerina, a toilet, an elf, a Cat in the Hat, a 50&#8217;s couple and a blond afro wig that hopped from head to head.<\/p>\n<p>I felt ridiculously nostalgic and snapped photos of all the characters in the room. I stopped at a table of my favorite girls, leaned in with raised eyebrows and a devilish grin, as if to tell a ghost story or share a juicy secret, and asked, &#8220;So, what&#8217;s your favorite Halloween candy?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Sidra laughed. &#8220;You&#8217;re so weird.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>But I wasn&#8217;t being facetious. I&#8217;ve always been serious about my candy&#8211;seriously obsessive. When I was a little girl, I climbed the back fence to go to the liquor store behind our house. I bought handfuls of 5-cent candy: jolly ranchers, laffy taffy and tootsie rolls. When I felt rich, I bought boxes of nerds and pouches of big league chew.<\/p>\n<p>At bedtime, I ate candy after brushing my teeth and hid the wrappers beneath my bed. I took packs of candy with me everywhere I went, like a grandma might. Except I didn&#8217;t want to share. I stuffed entire packs of bubbalicious in my mouth at one time and licked the complete surface area of spiral lollipops from Disneyland just so I didn&#8217;t have to. One of my piano teachers charged me a piece of candy for each mistake I made, but it didn&#8217;t teach me to practice. It taught me to hide the candy in my pockets.<\/p>\n<p>There are five bags of candy in the fridge right now, and my roommate, Rima, is buying more this afternoon. I hope tons of kids come trick-or-treating tonight, so we can be one of the cool houses that dumps fists full of candy into pillowcases without flinching. Of course, I won&#8217;t be disappointed if we&#8217;re left with all that candy to ourselves.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We celebrated Halloween a day early at youth group last night, ducking through haunted hallways, parading in our costumes and carving jack-o-lanterns. There was a ballerina, a toilet, an elf, a Cat in the Hat, a 50&#8217;s couple and a blond afro wig that hopped from head to head. I felt ridiculously nostalgic and snapped [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/524"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=524"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/524\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=524"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=524"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=524"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}