{"id":402,"date":"2002-10-29T11:09:59","date_gmt":"2002-10-29T19:09:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/?p=402"},"modified":"2002-10-29T11:09:59","modified_gmt":"2002-10-29T19:09:59","slug":"every-good-boy-does-fine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/2002\/10\/29\/every-good-boy-does-fine\/","title":{"rendered":"Every good boy does fine"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>mostly, really, it&#8217;s just hormones coupled with nerves and a lack of patience. by this time next week, i expect i will have calmed down considerably. i&#8217;ll be able to focus on perfecting the hot toddy, finding the perfect brown boots and planning my uk holiday. <!--yay!--><\/p>\n<p>i know it&#8217;s fall because when i leave the office, it&#8217;s pitch black. when i wake up in the morning, my nose feels like it&#8217;s going to explode. my bedroom is chilly and i skate around my hardwood floors in socks. <!-- i can't stop listening to jurassic five. i can't stop shaking my ass. --><\/p>\n<p>i finally changed the lightbulbs in my bedroom. that&#8217;s one of those sentences that might sound really cryptic and horribly mysterious &#8212; or perhaps like a play on the concepts of dark and light &#8212; but it actually has no significance whatsoever. i just forgot how bright it gets.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>mostly, really, it&#8217;s just hormones coupled with nerves and a lack of patience. by this time next week, i expect i will have calmed down considerably. i&#8217;ll be able to focus on perfecting the hot toddy, finding the perfect brown boots and planning my uk holiday. i know it&#8217;s fall because when i leave the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/402"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=402"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/402\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=402"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=402"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=402"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}