{"id":279,"date":"2002-03-24T16:34:29","date_gmt":"2002-03-25T00:34:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/?p=279"},"modified":"2002-03-24T16:34:29","modified_gmt":"2002-03-25T00:34:29","slug":"unsolved-mysteries","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/2002\/03\/24\/unsolved-mysteries\/","title":{"rendered":"Unsolved mysteries"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>my life has often felt like an after-school TV special, a Lifetime movie, a painfully bad sitcom, and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.crushworthy.org\" title=\"with cameos from the thai elvis and my roommate, rima, i hope\">yes, okay,<\/a> even a cartoon. <!--a boy i really liked once told me i belonged in an Optic Nerve comic, which just made me want him that much more.--><\/p>\n<p>right now, though, it feels like an episode of <i>Unsolved Mysteries.<\/i> marvelous coincidences and bittersweet moments that make absolutely no sense whatsoever.<\/p>\n<p>so, i just sit here and i follow all the clues and i look for all the signs and i sigh a lot and i whisper to myself, &#8220;why, oh, why?&#8221; but there are <!--these are--> things i will never understand, so i  shouldn&#8217;t even try.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>my life has often felt like an after-school TV special, a Lifetime movie, a painfully bad sitcom, and yes, okay, even a cartoon. right now, though, it feels like an episode of Unsolved Mysteries. marvelous coincidences and bittersweet moments that make absolutely no sense whatsoever. so, i just sit here and i follow all the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/279"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=279"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/279\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=279"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=279"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=279"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}