{"id":686,"date":"2005-07-25T14:35:58","date_gmt":"2005-07-25T22:35:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/?p=686"},"modified":"2005-07-25T14:35:58","modified_gmt":"2005-07-25T22:35:58","slug":"sears-saved-my-life","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/2005\/07\/25\/sears-saved-my-life\/","title":{"rendered":"sears saved my life"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I learned a new phrase yesterday: &#8220;It&#8217;s a cooker!&#8221; We were at Home Depot when Marcia said it, and I thought she was referring to the grills we were passing, but it turns out she meant the weather. It was boiling hot.<\/p>\n<p>I had a little panic attack on Saturday because some girls from church were at my house baking cookies for our youth group bake sale when, for no reason, my electric fan died. &#8220;What are we going to do?&#8221; I wondered. &#8220;What am <b>I<\/b> going to do?&#8221; With each question, I got progressively more and more panicked. &#8220;I can&#8217;t work under these conditions! I can&#8217;t <i>live<\/i> under these conditions! I&#8217;m going to die this summer!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>After we baked six dozen cookies, I hopped online and began shopping for cooling systems. I tried Lowes, Home Depot, Sam&#8217;s Club, Costco and Amazon.com. Everyone was sold out, though. Some sales people even laughed at me when I asked if they had any in stock, as if I had just asked the most ridiculous question in the world.<\/p>\n<p>Thank God for the Santa Monica Sears and its overachieving store manager. She had overstocked small air-conditioning units, the model that just happens to be the perfect size for my room, and they had several left. Plus, they were on sale. I didn&#8217;t have to think twice before handing over my credit card.<\/p>\n<p>Last night, Rama came over to install it and today I enjoyed wonderfully cool temperatures while I worked on design projects. Sears is my hero.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I learned a new phrase yesterday: &#8220;It&#8217;s a cooker!&#8221; We were at Home Depot when Marcia said it, and I thought she was referring to the grills we were passing, but it turns out she meant the weather. It was boiling hot. I had a little panic attack on Saturday because some girls from church [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/686"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=686"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/686\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=686"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=686"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=686"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}