{"id":574,"date":"2004-03-12T10:31:16","date_gmt":"2004-03-12T18:31:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/?p=574"},"modified":"2004-03-12T10:31:16","modified_gmt":"2004-03-12T18:31:16","slug":"twice-her-age","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/2004\/03\/12\/twice-her-age\/","title":{"rendered":"Twice her age"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Most Thursday nights, I volunteer with high school kids at a church youth group. Because of how I sometimes act, and maybe also because of how I sometimes dress, the high schoolers don&#8217;t realize that I am as old as I am &#8212; that I am, in fact, twice the age of some of them. Usually, I get &#8220;wow, really?&#8221;s and &#8220;no way!&#8221;s but this response was a first:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;So, how old are you?&#8221; asked the teenage girl.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;28,&#8221; I said.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;28?!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yes,&#8221; I smiled. &#8220;28.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Wait, so when were you born?&#8221; She asked, puzzled.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;1975.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Her jaw dropped. &#8220;Oh my god. So you were, like, alive during <i>all<\/i> of the &#8217;80s!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>My heart sank. &#8220;You <i>weren&#8217;t?&#8221;<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Most Thursday nights, I volunteer with high school kids at a church youth group. Because of how I sometimes act, and maybe also because of how I sometimes dress, the high schoolers don&#8217;t realize that I am as old as I am &#8212; that I am, in fact, twice the age of some of them. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/574"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=574"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/574\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=574"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=574"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=574"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}