{"id":536,"date":"2003-12-03T08:31:19","date_gmt":"2003-12-03T16:31:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/?p=536"},"modified":"2003-12-03T08:31:19","modified_gmt":"2003-12-03T16:31:19","slug":"squirrels-in-love","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/2003\/12\/03\/squirrels-in-love\/","title":{"rendered":"Squirrels in love"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I saw two squirrels flirting this morning. They were dancing on an electrical wire by <a href=\"alert('read: reservoir');\" title=\"footnote\">the lake<\/a> where I go walking. It reminded me of the Cha-Cha: Forward, then back. Forward, then back again.<\/p>\n<p><i>Just get it on already,<\/i> I thought to myself as I briskly walked by.<\/p>\n<p>Squirrel #1, however, had something else in mind and scampered the other way. <i>Oh. That one&#8217;s playing hard to get.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>And just like a squirrel in love, Squirrel #2 went running after it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I saw two squirrels flirting this morning. They were dancing on an electrical wire by the lake where I go walking. It reminded me of the Cha-Cha: Forward, then back. Forward, then back again. Just get it on already, I thought to myself as I briskly walked by. Squirrel #1, however, had something else in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/536"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=536"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/536\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=536"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=536"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=536"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}