{"id":53,"date":"2001-03-06T14:23:25","date_gmt":"2001-03-06T22:23:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/?p=53"},"modified":"2001-03-06T14:23:25","modified_gmt":"2001-03-06T22:23:25","slug":"day-trippin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/2001\/03\/06\/day-trippin\/","title":{"rendered":"Day trippin&#8217;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>so, i am sitting in the conference room, sipping my already cold coffee because it&#8217;s there and why not, crossing and uncrossing my legs for the hundredth time because i just can&#8217;t seem to get comfortable, taking notes furiously because if i don&#8217;t keep my hand and brain occupied i am sure i will fall asleep, and i look around myself and i wonder how i got here. they are talking big, and i am wondering when turtlenecks made a comeback and musing that taupe must be this season&#8217;s new color and marveling how much making a business deal resembles the flirtation of two 8-year-olds.<\/p>\n<p>i start to take notes that make me want to giggle, and i hold my pen tightly and rest my palm on the paper just perfectly as to hide what it is i&#8217;m writing:<\/p>\n<p>buzzwords: negotiation, deal, fair, revenue, resources, robust, integration<br \/>\nmale-to-female ratio: 5-1 <!--me, and white men in their 30s and 40s--><br \/>\nnumber of turtlenecks: 2<br \/>\nnumber of taupe shirts: 3<br \/>\nnumber of white board demos: 2<br \/>\nnumber of powerpoint presentations: 0 <!-- thank God --><\/p>\n<p>that is the first half of the day.<\/p>\n<p>the second half of the day: we drive to the city and the sky is blue &#8212; blue! &#8212; and we smell the ocean breeze and we visit a small dotcom in the basement of a warehouse and we eat warm sourdough bread and san francisco looks somehow different to me and i remember why it was i thought i would end up here someday.<\/p>\n<p>on the way home, i get a left window seat like he suggested and i stare out at the cityscape colored by the sunset, and he&#8217;s right&#8211;it&#8217;s beautiful.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>so, i am sitting in the conference room, sipping my already cold coffee because it&#8217;s there and why not, crossing and uncrossing my legs for the hundredth time because i just can&#8217;t seem to get comfortable, taking notes furiously because if i don&#8217;t keep my hand and brain occupied i am sure i will fall [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=53"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=53"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=53"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=53"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}