{"id":529,"date":"2003-11-07T00:34:52","date_gmt":"2003-11-07T08:34:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/?p=529"},"modified":"2003-11-07T00:34:52","modified_gmt":"2003-11-07T08:34:52","slug":"young-and-exciting","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/2003\/11\/07\/young-and-exciting\/","title":{"rendered":"Young and exciting"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I <i>must<\/i> be getting old.<\/p>\n<p>When asked what I want for <a href=\"alert('28 on the 22nd');\" title=\"info\">my birthday<\/a>, I keep saying, &#8220;Nothing.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Are you sure?&#8221; they ask.<br \/>\n&#8220;Yeah,&#8221; I say, without even thinking.<\/p>\n<p>Young Christine would have jumped at the chance to make a long and detailed list of everything her pretty, little, selfish heart desires, but now I keep thinking about the people who are asking the question in the first place and how times are tough right now for everyone and that I&#8217;d rather they save the money or spend it on something for themselves. Once, I even answered, &#8220;Why don&#8217;t you write me a nice letter,&#8221; which is a totally grandma thing to say.<\/p>\n<p>So when I finally decide, &#8220;Okay, maybe I <i>would<\/i> like a little something,&#8221; all I can come up with is Boggle, a subscription to <i>Real Simple<\/i> magazine and cookbooks.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I must be getting old. When asked what I want for my birthday, I keep saying, &#8220;Nothing.&#8221; &#8220;Are you sure?&#8221; they ask. &#8220;Yeah,&#8221; I say, without even thinking. Young Christine would have jumped at the chance to make a long and detailed list of everything her pretty, little, selfish heart desires, but now I keep [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/529"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=529"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/529\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=529"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=529"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=529"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}