{"id":515,"date":"2003-08-20T01:06:39","date_gmt":"2003-08-20T09:06:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/?p=515"},"modified":"2003-08-20T01:06:39","modified_gmt":"2003-08-20T09:06:39","slug":"kids-r-us","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/2003\/08\/20\/kids-r-us\/","title":{"rendered":"Kids R Us"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Klair<\/p>\n

I met Klair on the swing set at Plummer Park.<\/p>\n

“Hi,” she said.<\/p>\n

“Hello,” I smiled.<\/p>\n

“How old are you?” she asked, shuffling her feet against the ground.<\/p>\n

“27,” I said.<\/p>\n

She looked at me with exclamation point eyes. “Why are you here?”<\/p>\n

I told her about the zine convention I was attending and how I overestimated the time it would take to get there. We had time to kill, I explained. Then I pointed to Rama, who was lying face down on the hand ladder.<\/p>\n

“You guys are being kids today, aren’t you?” she asked.<\/p>\n

“Oh,” I said, “We’re kids every day.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I met Klair on the swing set at Plummer Park. “Hi,” she said. “Hello,” I smiled. “How old are you?” she asked, shuffling her feet against the ground. “27,” I said. She looked at me with exclamation point eyes. “Why are you here?” I told her about the zine convention I was attending and how […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[10],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/515"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=515"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/515\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=515"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=515"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=515"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}