{"id":413,"date":"2002-11-20T11:02:25","date_gmt":"2002-11-20T19:02:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/?p=413"},"modified":"2002-11-20T11:02:25","modified_gmt":"2002-11-20T19:02:25","slug":"off-balance","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/2002\/11\/20\/off-balance\/","title":{"rendered":"Off-balance"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>i don&#8217;t know if it&#8217;s that i spoke to my grandma on the phone the other day and, while she is getting better, she still sounds so old and tired and far away, or that my father is still awaiting his biopsy results, or that i am <a href=\"mailto:oldfart@maganda.org\" title=\"gifts are not necessary. birthday wishes will do. somebody convince me that it's not so bad. go on. try.\">turning 27<\/a> (TWENTY SEVEN) <!-- but, ok, if you're reading this, that means you really like me, and if you really like me, you probably want to send me a gift, so alright, alright, here's my amazon wishlist. don't go crazy. http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/wishlist\/ref=cm_wl_topnav_gateway\/102-9079798-6468935--> on friday, but i feel all sorts of wobbly lately, like a table with uneven legs. and i don&#8217;t know what to do about it. you can&#8217;t slip a folded napkin under the shortest leg to straighten me out. i think i just have to let myself wobble.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>i don&#8217;t know if it&#8217;s that i spoke to my grandma on the phone the other day and, while she is getting better, she still sounds so old and tired and far away, or that my father is still awaiting his biopsy results, or that i am turning 27 (TWENTY SEVEN) on friday, but i [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/413"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=413"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/413\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=413"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=413"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=413"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}