{"id":331,"date":"2002-07-02T15:57:35","date_gmt":"2002-07-02T23:57:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/?p=331"},"modified":"2009-08-17T10:11:31","modified_gmt":"2009-08-17T18:11:31","slug":"how-not-to-win-my-heart","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/2002\/07\/02\/how-not-to-win-my-heart\/","title":{"rendered":"How not to win my heart"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!-- a.k.a. the way FROM my heart--><br \/>\n1. tell me you really love <a href=\"http:\/\/cdnow.com\/cgi-bin\/mserver\/SID=2026169059\/pagename=\/RP\/CDN\/FIND\/discography.html\/ArtistID=SUGAR+RAY\" title=\"i have a sweet tooth, but not for him\">sugar ray<\/a><\/p>\n<p>2. talk about how <a href=\"javascript:alert('i would be more charmed if you told me you were a honky-tonk yodeler.');\" title=\"footnote\"><i>indie<\/i><\/a> you are in the same breath<\/p>\n<p>3. bring your finger to your lips to hush me every time i ask you a question, such as &#8220;who the hell are you?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. tell me you really love sugar ray 2. talk about how indie you are in the same breath 3. bring your finger to your lips to hush me every time i ask you a question, such as &#8220;who the hell are you?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/331"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=331"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/331\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1343,"href":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/331\/revisions\/1343"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=331"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=331"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=331"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}