{"id":211,"date":"2001-12-12T16:56:56","date_gmt":"2001-12-13T00:56:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/?p=211"},"modified":"2009-08-15T11:43:38","modified_gmt":"2009-08-15T19:43:38","slug":"get-festive","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/2001\/12\/12\/get-festive\/","title":{"rendered":"Get festive"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>i thank my mom for never dressing me up in holiday clothing: sweaters emblazoned with christmas trees, earrings the shape of lightbulbs, socks that spread a message of christmas cheer. i&#8217;ve got spirit, yes i do, but i do not need to wear it on my sleeve, or head, or feet.<\/p>\n<p>tonight, i am cutting paper snowflakes and writing christmas cards. tomorrow night, we&#8217;re getting our <a href=\"javascript:alert('bigger than a breadbox but smaller than me and what will we put up top?');\" title=\"footnote\">tree<\/a>. after that, it&#8217;s a big mess of christmas lights and paper and ribbon, strewn about my house in one big festive mess until the tiny packages are sitting patiently in a row beneath the lowest branches. i love that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>i thank my mom for never dressing me up in holiday clothing: sweaters emblazoned with christmas trees, earrings the shape of lightbulbs, socks that spread a message of christmas cheer. i&#8217;ve got spirit, yes i do, but i do not need to wear it on my sleeve, or head, or feet. tonight, i am cutting [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/211"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=211"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/211\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1283,"href":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/211\/revisions\/1283"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=211"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=211"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=211"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}