{"id":140,"date":"2001-08-07T17:47:50","date_gmt":"2001-08-08T01:47:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/?p=140"},"modified":"2001-08-07T17:47:50","modified_gmt":"2001-08-08T01:47:50","slug":"everywhere-but-my-pants","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/2001\/08\/07\/everywhere-but-my-pants\/","title":{"rendered":"Everywhere but my pants"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>i feel like they&#8217;re crawling all over me. down my forehead, up the back of my neck, across my ankle. the ants have come to get me. this is the third time since i&#8217;ve moved in that i&#8217;ve had to defend myself from them.<\/p>\n<p>operation ant massacre: first you spray, then you let it dry, then you wipe it clean (water, soapy water, water). you throw the corpses in a bag, tie it shut and dump it in the trash can. immediately.<\/p>\n<p>this only happens when it&#8217;s hot.<br \/>\n<!--is this the kind of stuff you want to know?--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>i feel like they&#8217;re crawling all over me. down my forehead, up the back of my neck, across my ankle. the ants have come to get me. this is the third time since i&#8217;ve moved in that i&#8217;ve had to defend myself from them. operation ant massacre: first you spray, then you let it dry, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/140"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=140"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/140\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=140"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=140"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=140"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}