{"id":134,"date":"2001-08-03T17:31:42","date_gmt":"2001-08-04T01:31:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/?p=134"},"modified":"2001-08-03T17:31:42","modified_gmt":"2001-08-04T01:31:42","slug":"pick-up-lines","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/2001\/08\/03\/pick-up-lines\/","title":{"rendered":"Pick-up lines"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>when seth &amp; stella were up front at the show and e. was out smoking, a filipino boy approached me. he had moppy hair and a mole above his lip. &#8220;you look like you could use some &#8216;filipino company.'&#8221; i didn&#8217;t offer him a seat. he went on to say that he overheard my conversation with s. &amp; s. and that filipinos need to stick together and that he liked the band a lot, did i? no, i said. what&#8217;s your name? he asked. i told him and asked his. some-name-with-an-L-R-I-N in it. it was very filipino, but i don&#8217;t remember it. i turned away and said nothing. and then he wished me well and left me in peace.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211;tristeza, silver lake lounge<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>when seth &amp; stella were up front at the show and e. was out smoking, a filipino boy approached me. he had moppy hair and a mole above his lip. &#8220;you look like you could use some &#8216;filipino company.&#8217;&#8221; i didn&#8217;t offer him a seat. he went on to say that he overheard my conversation [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/134"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=134"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/134\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=134"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=134"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=134"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}