{"id":126,"date":"2001-07-28T10:23:30","date_gmt":"2001-07-28T18:23:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/?p=126"},"modified":"2001-07-28T10:23:30","modified_gmt":"2001-07-28T18:23:30","slug":"locked-in","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/2001\/07\/28\/locked-in\/","title":{"rendered":"Locked in"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>i just got up a half hour ago &#8212; went to bed at 9 and slept six hours straight. i&#8217;d been up all night doing not what you are thinking and i am wishing. no. i was up singing karaoke and shuffling cards and flinging spoons and eating red vines and gulping mountain dew and trying my hardest not to fall asleep to kirsten dunst&#8217;s whiney voice. with high school kids. who make me feel 80 because they don&#8217;t know who james brown is or what the breakfast club is.<\/p>\n<p>at 6-something a.m., i was near-comatose on someone else&#8217;s sleeping bag on the floor and i heard the door open and the footsteps scurry out and i don&#8217;t know how but i got the energy to stand up and follow them.  the air felt good, i&#8217;ll admit. it was smelly in there, i know. we were all a little stir-crazy, but i made them come back inside, anyway.<\/p>\n<p>the girls were pouty and the boys were pissy with me, but i didn&#8217;t care.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;i am not there to be their best friend,&#8221; i grumbled to julie.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;were we like that when we were their age?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;i hope not, but probably.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>i just got up a half hour ago &#8212; went to bed at 9 and slept six hours straight. i&#8217;d been up all night doing not what you are thinking and i am wishing. no. i was up singing karaoke and shuffling cards and flinging spoons and eating red vines and gulping mountain dew and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/126"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=126"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/126\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=126"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=126"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/maganda.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=126"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}