there's this running joke my roommate and i have that boys are retarded. and no offense, but god, sometimes they just are. like right now, right this very minute, i can think of a number of them, and yup, they're retarded, all right.

but it's okay, see. because girls, well, we're stupid. so horribly stupid. including me.

so it's perfect, actually. retarded boys. stupid girls. it all cancels out in the end, in this blinding, maddening fit of stupid, retarded love.